tactfulsaboteur:
“gwhhhzzzxzscheeewwWRRRRRRRRR *gachunk clunk*
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tactfulsaboteur:

gwhhhzzzxzscheeewwWRRRRRRRRR *gachunk clunk*



jeffament:

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marlynnofmany:

tooies:

when a pelican bites you there’s no malice in their eyes. they aren’t upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don’t then it’s no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that’s ok it’s a beautiful animal

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

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But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

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Human foot is not food, bird.

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That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

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…You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

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That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

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That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.



sexygaywizard:

I’m in love with her



wetdesertslut:

menoftiktok:

Bearly Athens Pool Party 2023

first time I think I’ve seen someone with my shape body being admired.



thefrogman:

sirfrogsworth:

It’s amazing that we all have access to slow motion video in our pockets.

30+ years ago you had to rent a special film camera that spun so fast and made so much noise you worried it might fly apart and explode. And, depending on the FPS, it could go through the entire reel of film in just a few seconds so if your timing was off you just wasted a few hundred bucks. Not to mention you had to blast the scene with tons of light. No LEDs either, so it would be like 100+ degrees on set.

Sure, technology will eventually kill us all, but at least we got to see this cute pup with his floppy ears without needing a $20000 budget.

Sorry for the slow motion tangent, BUT LOOK AT THE PUPPY!



evilwizards:

spider pronouns it/ze/bit/xe




steampunktendencies:

Spectacular art and craftsmanship by Yas Udagawa aka “Shovel Head

(Via Art Donovan)



love-takes-work:

Rebecca Sugar is doing a fundraising concert for Bi+ Awareness Week on September 17. With a “big announcement” at the end. Wow!

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Full text of fundraiser announcement; links removed to avoid post being flagged as an ad:

I’m Rebecca Sugar, animator, singer-songwriter, and I’m proud to be bisexual, nonbinary, and a member of Trevor’s Board of Directors!

The Trevor Project’s support of LGBTQ young people has always meant so much to me. I hope you’ll join me in supporting Trevor’s mission in two ways:

  1. Tune into my free virtual concert, September 17!
    I’ll be playing music from “Steven Universe,” “Adventure Time,” and more, and I’ll be joined by some very special musical guests!!! — tune in on Instagram and TikTok on Sunday, September 17 @ 5-7 PM PST/ 8-10 PM EST. I’m hoping to raise $20,000 for The Trevor Project, so make sure to spread the word! (I also have a big announcement to make at the end of the show, so please don’t miss it!)
  2. Make a gift or start your own Trevor Fundraiser
    I want to meet my $20,000 fundraising goal, to make sure life-saving mental health & crisis intervention resources for LGBTQ young people remain available.

Don’t wait: You can make a gift here! Art and music bring me strength and keep me feeling grounded through tough times. I know a lot of LGBTQ young people are struggling to get through, or feeling alone. I’m so glad the Trevor Project is able to provide the tools young people need to empower themselves. I’m committed to making sure these resources stay available and accessible to everyone who needs them!

That’s why I’m so excited – and grateful – to host a virtual concert on my Instagram and TikTok starting at 5-7 PM PST / 8-10 PM EST on September 17 to support The Trevor Project.

I really hope you can tune in. If you can’t make it, you can donate to the fundraiser here!

Hope to see you there,

Rebecca Sugar (@rebeccasugar on IG, @rebecca.sugar on TikTok)
Animator & Singer-Songwriter



thridless:

dor-nu-fauglith:

funnytwittertweets:

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Solid fucking point

Said this to my wife and she pulled out our vase with an octopus on it. She got me.